Overview

For those whose patience has officially departed this realm! These cheeky carved crystal headstones are the perfect blend of dark humour and gothic décor. Whether displayed on your altar, bookshelf, office desk, or amongst your Halloween treasures, they’re guaranteed to get a laugh.

Key Features

• Available in genuine Obsidian or Larvikite

• Professionally engraved and gold-filled lettering

• Freestanding polished headstone design

• A unique gift for lovers of gothic décor, witches, or anyone permanently out of fucks to give

• Perfect for altars, curiosities, shelves, or office desks

Benefits

• Adds a touch of sarcastic humour to your sacred space or home décor

• Makes a memorable conversation piece

• A fun reminder to let go of stress and save your energy for what truly matters

• Ideal for gothic, witchy, or Halloween displays all year round

Metaphysical Properties

Obsidian

A powerful stone of protection and truth, Obsidian is believed to absorb negative energy, encourage honest self-reflection, and help release emotional baggage. It creates a strong energetic shield while keeping you grounded.

Larvikite

Often called the Stone of Inner Vision, Larvikite promotes grounding, patience, and mental clarity. It encourages adaptability, strengthens intuition, and helps ward off unwanted energies while supporting personal transformation.

Size

• Approximately 7cm x 5cm

Price

• $55 each

Pick-up or Post

• Available for pick-up from Witch Way Australia or postage Australia-wide.